Shorts Seat ki Khich-Taan

 

Seat ki Khich-Taan (Video Start karne ke liye)

• ​Lallu: "Madam, thoda sarakiye na, humar ek hi gaand (side) tik raha hai seat pe."
• ​Madam: "Abe sarak ke kahan jayein re? Bahar gir jayein? Zyada charbi chadha hai to lathiya (stick) se jhaad dein ka? Chup-chaap baith, nahi to agla stop pe utaar ke nanga karke marenge!"

​2. Mobile/Video Kaand (Reaction Scene)

• ​Budhan (Driver): "Arey Madam, peeche dekhiye ye dono mobile mein ka ganda-manda dekh rahe hain!"
• ​Madam: "Abe randi ke bachon! Sharam-haya bech khaye ho ka? Agar dubaara mobile dikha, to wahi mobile tumhare gaand mein ghusa ke 'vibrate' pe daal denge! Samjhe ki samjhayein?"

​3. Kiraya aur Jhola (Paisa mangne par)

• ​Budhan: "Lallu, ₹100 nikaal jaldi, jhola andar aa gaya hai."
• ​Madam (Lallu se): "Abe ₹100 kahe de raha hai re? Budhan ke khandan mein kanyadaan thodi karne aaya hai? ₹20 fek iske munh pe aur bol ki itne mein hi tera poora khandaan pal jayega!"

​4. Touching/Pair wala Kaand (Aggressive Scene)

• ​Lallu: "Madam, galti se hath lag gaya..."
• ​Madam: "Galti se? Maadarch*d! Hamaar leg-piece hai ki rasgulla jo baar-baar chhu raha hai? Ee taang sirf humaar hone wala pati sahlai, tu chhua to tera hath kaat ke kutton ko khila denge!"

​5. Gutkha thukne par (Ending Scene)

• ​Madam: "Abe Budhan! Hamaar naya saari pe thuk diya? Tore baap ka kheti hai ka re?"
• ​Budhan: "Arey Madam, galti ho gaya..."
• ​Madam: "Galti tera baap kare! Ab ee poora thuk chaat ke saaf kar, nahi to tera tempo yahi road pe palat ke aag laga denge! Saale sab chinar bhare hain yahan!"