Characters:
- Paltu: Shana banda (Hero).
- Jokhna: Thoda buddhu dost.
- Bhouji: Tej-taraar aur gusse wali.
- Chacha: Kanjoos aur rang se darne wale.
Scene 1: Holi ki Planning
Paltu aur Jokhna gaon ke mod par khade hain.
Paltu: Abe Jokhna, aaj poore gaon ko rangna hai!
Jokhna: Aur Bhouji? Unka gussa toh bijli ke jhatke jaisa hai.
Paltu: Tension mat le, mere paas 'Natural' rang hai. (Keechad dikhata hai)
Scene 2: Chacha ki Entry
Chacha naye safed kurte mein dabe paon nikal rahe hain.
Paltu: Chacha! Pranaam!
Chacha: Beta, aaj mujhe chhod do, pichle saal tumne mera kaan neela kar diya tha.
Jokhna: Chacha, is baar sirf gulabi karenge!
Scene 3: Chacha ki Dhulai
Jokhna ne piche se poora balti rang daal diya.
Chacha: Arre baap re! Yeh gulabi hai? Yeh toh pakka paint lag raha hai!
Paltu: Chacha, "Holi hai!" bolne ka, rone ka nahi!
Scene 4: Bhouji ka Darwaza
Dono Bhouji ke ghar ke bahar pahunchte hain.
Jokhna: Paltu, andar mat ja, Bhouji belan leke baithi hongi.
Paltu: Abe darr mat, main "Special Delivery" bolke bulaunga.
Scene 5: Plan Fail
Paltu darwaza khatkhatata hai.
Paltu: Bhouji! Flipkart se parcel aaya hai!
(Bhouji darwaza kholti hain, lekin unke hath mein parcel nahi, danda hai).
Bhouji: Kaun sa parcel re? Teri haddi todne wala?
Scene 6: Bhouji ka Gussa
Paltu: Arre Bhouji, hum toh bas shubh-kaamnayein dene aaye the.
Bhouji: Shubh-kaamnayein ya mera naya suit kharab karne?
Jokhna: (Dheere se) Bhouji, aap gusse mein tamatar jaisi lagti hain.
Scene 7: Rang ka Hamla
Paltu ne mauka dekh kar Bhouji par thoda sa gulal feka.
Bhouji: Bas! Ab dekh meri Holi!
(Bhouji ne piche se pipe nikaal liya).
Scene 8: Water War
Bhouji ne pipe se dono ko bhigona shuru kiya.
Paltu: Bachao! Yeh pipe hai ya fire brigade?
Jokhna: Bhouji, main toh sirf saath aaya tha!
Scene 9: Keechad ka Khel
Paltu fisal kar keechad mein gir jata hai.
Paltu: Jokhna, pakad mujhe!
Jokhna: Kyun? Main bhi giru? Tu wahi naha le!
Scene 10: Don Bhai ki Entry (Crossover)
Local gunda (Don) wahan se guzarta hai.
Don: Mere ilake mein itna shor?
Bhouji: Don Bhai, rukiye! Aapka swagat hai.
(Bhouji ne Don par poora rang daal diya).
Scene 11: Don ka Reaction
Don: (Aankhen saaf karte hue) Yeh kya hai?
Paltu: Bhai, yeh 'VIP' rang hai. Sirf bade logon ko lagta hai.
Don: Achha? Phir theek hai. Ek photo khicho meri!
Scene 12: Chacha wapas aaye
Chacha ab ek raincoat pehen kar aaye hain.
Chacha: Ab lagao rang! Dekhta hoon kaise lagate ho.
Paltu: Chacha, raincoat ke andar se pichkari maarenge!
Scene 13: Group Dance
Dono Chacha ko gher lete hain aur zor-zor se gaane lagte hain.
Jokhna: "Jogira Sa Ra Ra Ra!"
Chacha: Abe mera raincoat khol diya! Bachao!
Scene 14: Mithai ka Lalach
Bhouji: Achha chalo, bahut ho gaya. Sab log andar aao gujiya khane.
Paltu: Sach Bhouji?
Bhouji: Haan, lekin pehle bahar nalke pe naha ke aao, ghar ganda mat karna!
Scene 15: Climax/Ending
Sab log nalke par baithe naha rahe hain aur ek dusre ko rang rahe hain.
Paltu: (Camera ki taraf dekh kar) Toh dosto, Holi kheliye lekin Bhouji se bach ke!
Sab ek saath: "Holi Hai!"
Reviewed by Funny Script
on
February 02, 2026
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