Lakh Ka Jhol Full Funny Script

 

Characters:

1. ​Bunty: Hero (confused).
2. ​Pappu: Bunty ka dost (over-smart).
3. ​Don Bhai: Local gunda (jo actually darpok hai).
4. ​Sharma Ji: Bunty ke hone wale Sasur (bohot gusse wale).

​Scene 1: Bunty ka Ghar

​Bunty ro raha hai, Pappu enter karta hai.

Pappu: Kya hua be? Shakal pe 12 kyun baje hain?

Bunty: Abe, Sharma ji ne kaha hai agar aaj shaam tak 5 lakh nahi dikhaye, toh shaadi cancel!

Pappu: Bas? Itni si baat? Mere paas plan hai.

Bunty: Tera plan matlab mera naya narak.

​Scene 2: Sadak par Planning

​Dono sadak par khade hain.

Pappu: Hum Don Bhai ki car churaenge aur use hi wapas bech denge.

Bunty: Don ko uska hi saamaan bechna? Tu pagal hai?

Pappu: Don ko bhulne ki bimari hai, use yaad hi nahi rahega!

​Scene 3: Don ka Adda

​Don Bhai aaine (mirror) se baat kar rahe hain.

Don: Kaun hai re tu? Itna handsome?

Bunty (piche se): Bhai, yeh aapki reflection hai.

Don: Oh, wahi main sochu mere jaisa smart banda yahan kya kar raha hai.

​Scene 4: Chori ki Koshish

​Raat ka waqt. Pappu aur Bunty car kholne ki koshish kar rahe hain.

Bunty: Yeh toh khul hi nahi rahi.

Pappu: Chabi ki kya zaroorat? Dhakka maar!

(Dono dhakka marte hain, car ka tyre nikal jata hai).

​Scene 5: Sharma Ji ki Entry

​Sharma ji achanak wahan se guzarte hain.

Sharma Ji: Bunty? Tum yahan kachra kyun utha rahe ho?

Bunty: Uncle, wo... main workout kar raha hoon. Heavy metal lifting!

Sharma Ji: Tyre uthana workout hai? Gadhe ho tum.

​Scene 6: Don ka Phone

​Don Pappu ko phone karta hai (unhe pata nahi ki chori Pappu ne ki hai).

Don: Pappu, meri gaadi chori ho gayi. Jo dhoondh ke layega use 2 lakh inaam!

Pappu (Bunty se): Dekha! Ab hum wahi car ise wapas denge aur inaam lenge.

​Scene 7: Jugaad Factory

​Dono car ko "thela" bana kar Don ke paas le jaate hain.

Bunty: Bhai, gaadi mil gayi! Bas thoda huliya badal gaya hai.

Don: Yeh gaadi hai ya tiffin box? Iske darwaze kahan gaye?

Pappu: Bhai, yeh 'Convertible' hai. Hawa aane ke liye nikaal diye.

​Scene 8: Sharma Ji ka Gussa

​Sharma ji Don ke adde par pahunch jaate hain (Don unka purana dushman hai).

Sharma Ji: Don! Tune mera Bunty chura liya?

Don: Abe tera Bunty mujhe meri hi gaadi bech raha hai!

Bunty: Uncle, main toh paise kama raha tha.

​Scene 9: Asli Chor ki Entry

​Ek chhota bacha wahan cycle leke aata hai.

Bacha: Don Uncle, aapki car toh piche wale garage mein khadi hai. Yeh toh kabadi wali gaadi hai.

Don: Kya?! Toh yeh kachra kiska hai?

Pappu: Run, Bunty, Run!

​Scene 10: Shaadi ka Mandap

​Bunty aur Pappu bhaagte hue mandap pahunchte hain, piche Don aur Sharma ji danda leke.

Bunty: Uncle, shaadi karwa do, varna Don mujhe maar dalega!

Sharma Ji: Theek hai, kam se kam life insurance ka paisa toh milega!

Scene 11: Don ka Memory Loss (The Hospital Twist)

Don gusse mein bhaagte hue ek khambhe se takra jata hai aur wahi gir padta hai. Bunty aur Pappu use hospital le jaate hain.

Doctor: Inki yaadassh chali gayi hai. Ab yeh wahi banenge jo aap inhe bologe.

Pappu (Bunty se): Mauka achha hai. Don ko bol dete hain ki yeh hamara naukar 'Ghanshyam' hai.

Don (hosh mein aate hi): Main kaun hoon?

Bunty: Tu hamara naukar hai, aur tera kaam hai Sharma ji ke ghar jaake bartan dhona!

Scene 12: Don Sharma Ji ke Ghar

Don (Ghanshyam ban kar) Sharma ji ke ghar pahunch jata hai.

Sharma Ji: Abe tu toh wahi gunda hai na?

Don: Nahi maalik, main toh bartan-manjan expert hoon.

Pappu (piche se): Uncle, yeh humne aapki seva ke liye bheja hai taaki aap shaadi ke liye maan jayein.

(Don gusse mein plate saaf karte huye tod deta hai, lekin gussa pee jata hai).

Scene 13: Asli Gunda ki Entry

Shehar ka asli bada Don 'Jhinga Bhai' wahan aata hai jise Don Bhai se purana hisaab chukana hai.

Jhinga Bhai: Kidhar hai wo Don? Aaj uski kher nahi!

Bunty: Wo... wo toh mar gaya!

Jhinga Bhai: Kya? Par abhi toh maine use bartan dhote huye dekha.

Pappu: Wo uska bhoot hai! Jo bartan nahi dhotay, use bhoot pakad leta hai.

(Jhinga Bhai darr ke maare khud bartan dhone lagta hai).

Scene 14: Lottery ka Chakkar

Bunty ko raste mein ek purani lottery ticket milti hai.

Bunty: Pappu, 10 lakh ki lottery lag gayi!

Pappu: Jaldi jaake cash kara!

(Lekin ticket Don ki jeb mein hoti hai jo Sharma ji ke ghar pe kapde dho raha hai).

Bunty: Ab Don ki jeb se ticket nikaalna matlab maut ko dawat dena.

Scene 15: Grand Finale (Climax)

Sab mandap mein hain. Don ki yaadassh achanak wapas aa jati hai jab uske sar par phoolon ka gamla girta hai.

Don: Main naukar nahi, Don hoon! Sabka band bajaoonga!

Bunty: Bhai, wo lottery lag gayi hai, 10 lakh ki! Aadha aapka, aadha mera.

Don (pighal kar): 5 lakh? Toh pehle bolna tha na! Sharma ji, beti ki shaadi Bunty se kijiye, dahej main doonga.

Sharma Ji: Paisa mil raha hai toh bhoot se bhi shaadi kara doon!

(Sab log 'Bhojpuri style' mein naachne lagte hain aur Pappu camera ki taraf dekh kar kehta hai: "Plan hamesha fail hota hai, magar kismat hamesha saath deti hai!")