Scene 1: Ghar ka aangan
(Bhabhi aaine (mirror) ke samne khadi hoke apna haar pehan rahi hai. Devar peeche se dabe paaon aata hai.)
Devar: "Arre waah bhabhi! Aaj toh bilkul 'Chandramukhi' lag rahi ho... kahan ki taiyari hai?"
Bhabhi: (Itrate huye) "Pados wali Shanti ke yahan kitty party hai. Aur sun, makhan mat laga, mere paas paise nahi hain udhaar dene ke liye!"
Scene 2: Devar ka naya dhang
Devar: "Paise kaun maang raha hai? Hum toh aapki hoshiyari ki tareef kar rahe thhe... Par ek gadbad ho gayi."
Bhabhi: (Chauk kar) "Kya gadbad?"
Devar: "Wo jo haar aapne pehna hai na, usmein ek moti nakli lag raha hai. Shanti bhabhi toh bada mazaak udayengi aapka!"
Scene 3: The Twist (Funny Ending)
Bhabhi: (Ghabra kar haar utaarne lagti hai) "Hae daiya! Sach mein? Kaunsa wala nakli hai? Jaldi dekh ke bata!"
Devar: (Haar hath mein lete huye aur bhaagne ki taiyari mein) "Bhabhi, nakli moti toh koi nahi hai... par meri jeb khali asli hai! Ab isse girvi rakh ke doston ke saath samosa khaunga. Ram-Ram!"
Bhabhi: (Chappal uthate huye peeche bhaagti hai) "Arre o kalua ke chacha! Ruk ja... aaj toh tujhe chhodungi nahi!"
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